The shotgun is to help ward off evil spirits. The garlic is for seasoning. In my dreams I can throw a perfect forkball. He wore gloves to hide his fingers from his thumbs. She was too afraid of what would happen when she stopped screaming to say hello. His buzz died before his brain. "Crazier things have happened" said the pantsless man. He sat alone and to his favorite hamburger wrote a poem. Your left breast is homeplate in my personal game of baseball. Life passes me by and gives me the finger. Sometimes you kiss the boot and sometimes the boot kisses you. I scab where I haven't bled.