How I Spent September 30th 2005 by Nicholas Fredland:
Woke up. Cooked egg. Ate egg sandwich. Read newspaper. Drove with my mother to pick up car that was inspected. Drove to AIR. Arrived at AIR at 10:30 am. Bought spray adhesive. Looked for tiny paint roller. Asked where to find tiny paint roller. Was told, "look in the box marked 'misc.'. Looked in box marked 'misc.'. Found tiny paint roller in box marked 'misc.". Touched up walls. Went to get lunch. Bought and ate turkey melt and tiny bag of Fritos. Vacuumed stairs. Talked about life's little quirks. Painted some more. Mopped floor. Bought orange juice. Mixed emulsion. Coated screens. Tried to help get something to print correctly out of Illustrator. Drank a shot of whisky. Walked into town for the Gallery Crawl. Went to gallery. Saw art. Saw cousin. Talked to cousin. Went to other gallery. Looked at art. Walked back to AIR. Coated more screens. Declined invitation to go get food. Left AIR at 9:00 pm. Drove home. Got home. Reheated fish. Ate fish sandwich. Watched end of Pitt game.