When no one reads your blog you don't have to explain why you haven't been posting.

We all draw samurai.

Ah, Wite-Out, you are my only friend. Well, you and the chisel tip Sharpie. And the Uni-ball micro pen. Yeah, and my grey markers. And, I guess, my Strathmore 11x14 sketchbook. And my chair. All right, I have a lot of inanimate friends.

p.s.
do not, no matter how much you enjoy clarinet music, hire a naked clarinet player for your wedding. Your wife will bring it up in every argument you'll ever have.

Faroutski. You should REALLY see the shit I've been drawing this week. Ha!