Yesterday was the 23rd anniversary of my chickening out and refusing to walk down the aisle as the ring bearer at my aunts wedding. The wedding was at Heinz Chapel in Oakland. I think my cousin ended up filling in for me.

Any future fiancees I might have should take this as a warning. If you arrive at the church and someone comes out and says there might be a small problem you should know that I have, as they say, a history.