• One Christmas in the mid eighties the four of us kids got Weird Al Yankovic in 3-D. It was the only LP I ever owned. I owned 1/4 of an LP. Most of the songs still amuse me. But I’m easily amused. I’m partial to I Lost On Jeopardy, Polkas On 45, and Theme From Rocky VIII.


• I’m sitting here eating a bag of ‘spiced’ jellybeans. I’m discovering that I really don’t care for ‘spiced’ jelly beans.


• On the ride home on Sunday, just across the border from New York into Pennsylvania, I saw a sign that read ‘Fireworks and Karate Supplies Next Exit’. That's the kind of place I'd like to work at.