While coming home from the movie last night, my brother and I were joking that they should make a big budget, Hollywood remake of I Am A Sex Addict starring Tom Cruise, and then we were wondering if it would be better to just straight remake the movie with Tom playing Caveh Zahedi or change it so that Tom is playing Tom Cruise talking about his own sexual escapades, marriages, and runs ins with prostitutes. The encounters with prostitutes being pure fiction since why would Tom Cruise go to a prostitute?

And then I read this and now the universe is scaring me.