The only way to explain this Dick Cheney shooting thing is if they weren't hunting quail but were instead hunting the most dangerous game, man. That's right, they were hunting human beings. It's the only thing that makes sense and it totally fits Cheney's personality. Their human target must've got the drop on them and managed to wrestle the gun away from Dick and use it on Whittington. It makes so much sense. I bet he wouldn't deny it.

See, what did I tell you?