I was leading a team of crack commandos into the secret, underground, government run installation where they keep the plaster casts of all the senators' balls. Well, I guess the casts weren't made of plaster they were made of ice shavings like in a snow cone. Apparently, when you're elected to the senate they make a cast of your balls, you know, in case you lose your balls they can make exact prosthetic replicas that are practically good as new. I think the point was that we didn't want any foreign powers to know that our senators don't have any balls which makes perfect sense from a strategic standpoint. I mean, can you imagine the ridicule we'd get on the world stage if it got out that one of our senators doesn't have any balls?