I didn’t just watch a four hour marathon of Project Runway, did I? Of course I did. It’s my favorite reality teevee game show ever. I hadn’t seen the first episode of the new season or last week's one. That last one was pretty rough. You need more time than that to design lingerie.

The group projects are brutal. They always end up canning someone who doesn’t quite deserve it, but they also have a habit of showing everyone’s true colors. I don't care if he's one of the best designers, Santino should totally have been sent packing because his undies weren’t any good and he totally punked out in front of the judges, but Santino still has drama to give the show.

Daniel Franco, who got kicked off, had a pretty cool narrative arc—from first out last season whiner to nobly taking the bullet for his two teammates. That was pretty damn classy.