You're big, you're loud, you're tough. My sister is performing in a musical at this year's New York International Fringe Festival.

She's in the ensemble, but she gets to play one of the leads next Sunday. If you know any theater critics or any other persons of importance charm, shame or trick them into going to that performance. Thanks.

As the plan stands right now, we're going to see the Sunday performance and the Saturday one. A fun weekend in the sweltering heat of the Big Apple. I'll meet you at the top of the Empire State Building on Saturday night, Meg Ryan.