I had a dream last night where I was out in the side yard, and there was this little neighbor kid who started following me around. He was about four years old. I didn’t know him, but I think his family had just moved in up the street. The kid wanted to play so we started throwing this lump of dirt around, but I wasn’t sure that was such a good idea so I found some plastic balls that were half buried back by the garage, and we played with them—three orange balls and two blue ones. They kept changing size.
The kid knew my name but I didn’t know his. I asked him what his name was and he said, “Jordan”.
I said, “What’s your full name?”
The kid said, “Jordan Rivers.”
It was only after I woke up that I realized he had given me a joke name.