Ah, Wite-Out, you are my only friend. Well, you and the chisel tip Sharpie. And the Uni-ball micro pen. Yeah, and my grey markers. And, I guess, my Strathmore 11x14 sketchbook. And my chair. All right, I have a lot of inanimate friends.

p.s.
do not, no matter how much you enjoy clarinet music, hire a naked clarinet player for your wedding. Your wife will bring it up in every argument you'll ever have.