Had a dream last night where it was revealed to me that Joe Versus The Volcano is the greatest movie of all time. This is now gospel. In the dream, they were filming a remake starring Justin Bieber. I declared holy war on them. I will make this dream a reality. 500 years from now if you dare say a movie other then Joe Versus The Volcano is the greatest of all time you will be burned at the stake. Amen.

Today we learned that if you do your lines in a Scottish accent I'll do my lines in a Scottish accent and I cannot control it.

Saigon Hot Pot

I always think Charles Bronson is holding a balloon in the Death Wish poster.

Praise Jesus, Fun-A-Day is over for another year.