I couldn't help myself.
Sorry, Kelly.

I think I'm growing my hair out. I'm going for that crazy, living under a bridge look because, you know, I'll probably be crazy and living under a bridge soon. See, I'm not like certain other people who have many hair style choices open to them because they have exciting futures in art related fields since they know Illustrator. As an aside: Alice in Chains album Jar of Flies is really good. Did you see that abrupt change of subject? See? I'm going crazy already. Also: I keep changing the template, a sure sign of madness.

Grandiloquent Dictionary

rhapsodomancy - ( )
  The art of predicting the future using poetry

fremescence - ( )
  The grumbling sound of an unhappy mob of people

saulie - ( )
  A person who is hired to mourn

and many, many more...

I was totally into politics until the election at which point I threw myself into football. Now that football is over I find myself getting back into politics. For the record, these are the 13 Senators I respect:
Daniel Akaka, Hawaii
Evan Bayh, Ind.
Barbara Boxer, Calif.
Robert Byrd, W.Va.
Mark Dayton, Minn.
Richard Durbin, Ill.
Tom Harkin, Iowa
Jim Jeffords, Vt.
Edward Kennedy, Mass.
John Kerry, Mass.
Frank Lautenberg, N.J.
Carl Levin, Mich.
Jack Reed, R.I.
Also for the record, I'd rather be on the side of John Kerry and the Steelers and be a loser then root for George Bush and the Patriots and be a winner.

If you're going to cheat on your lover you should cheat with someone with the same first name. That way if you accidentally blurt out the other person's name it's the same name and you won’t get in trouble. There's a country song in there somewhere.

I believe yesterday was the one-year anniversary of me getting my laptop. That being the day it finally arrived from China. Or was it Korea? Yesterday was the one-year anniversary of me adding the first songs into iTunes and I can’t imagine not doing that on the first day I had it, so I’d say it’s a pretty good bet that today is the one year one day anniversary. I don’t know how I got along without it.

Loosely translated as: "Now we wear the sad face".

A quick note before I gorge myself on football. My account at Pitt is being terminated. No more nmf6 at pitt dot edu. Not that I ever used that address. No more wirelessly logging on to the network on my laptop from the Cathedral or Posvar. Good bye, college email address.

Here we go Steelers.
Here we go.
!

Two things I did tonight: 1. Went to see Les Miserables. 2. Ate a donut.
One of them was very good and the other one wasn't.

Nicholas Mattress Fredland

I'm going to miss that old mattress that stood, like an old, uncomfortable friend, in the corner of the room.

Does my head look enormous tonight?

Current music: I Get A Kick Out of You - Frank Sinatra

Oh, forget it.
I was going to make a Tales of the Beanworld reference.
But what's the point?

"I like my beats funky,
I'm spunky.
I like my oatmeal lumpy."

If I had a tumor I'd name it Frodo Baggins.

Here we go Steelers.
Here we go.
Damn bye week.

Those who know me may find this hard to believe but I think I'm getting skinnier. Porkchops. Somebody get me some porkchops!

We get Bravo now.
I have a new favorite show.
Carry on.

Here we go Steelers.
Here we go.
15-1.

Happy new year.
My cousin got married.
I may or may not be drunk.