Is there anything sexier then a woman dressed as Han Solo?
Don't answer that.

If you tell enough people that god talks to you eventually someone will believe you.

"I never do anything on a first date."
"We'll see."

It's comforting to know that Jeff Goldblum is near.

Kerry picks Edwards. I got a free cookie.

I missed the fireworks.

I missed the fireworks.

I missed the fireworks.

"You're the best around nothing's gonna ever keep you down."