I’ve been trying to come up with a new narrative for myself. In my new mythology I’m adventurous. I’m a superhero but I’ve forgotten who I am, and although I’m lost, my true nature shines through. Eventually, the Human Torch will recognize me and drop me in the ocean, restoring my memory, and freeing me to resume my war on humanity. And he’ll burn off my beard with a flaming finger. Or something. I’ve never actually read that issue.

But, of course, my studies have shown me that I am both the Sub-Mariner and the Human Torch in the story. So.