Off to Bennington Vermont for the weekend. My little brother, the shining light of my family, the only one of us who's worth anything, our last change to wrench success from bitter failure, is graduating from college. I'm sure his future will be filled with unending success as he reaches pinnacles of achievement that mankind hasn't seen since before the original Star Trek was on the air. And he better because I'm planning on riding his coattails all the way. No pressure, brother.
Way to go, Luke Fredland!