Glitch

I played this game obsessively for the last year and now it's closing.
Feels bad, man.

I can't remember the last time I went to the theater to see a movie.
I know I saw Fantastic Mr. Fox in late '09 early '10.
It can't have been that long. Can it?

They talked a lot on that episode of Ancient Aliens about the Mayan creation myths but they never mentioned that the Maya believed PEOPLE WERE MADE OUT OF CORN.

My lucky penny is long gone.

Had a dream last night where it was revealed to me that Joe Versus The Volcano is the greatest movie of all time. This is now gospel. In the dream, they were filming a remake starring Justin Bieber. I declared holy war on them. I will make this dream a reality. 500 years from now if you dare say a movie other then Joe Versus The Volcano is the greatest of all time you will be burned at the stake. Amen.

Today we learned that if you do your lines in a Scottish accent I'll do my lines in a Scottish accent and I cannot control it.

Saigon Hot Pot

I always think Charles Bronson is holding a balloon in the Death Wish poster.

Praise Jesus, Fun-A-Day is over for another year.

Meanwhile in the sweatshop...

Professional jealously.

Just because it's simple doesn't mean it's easy.

Holy shit, I'm apparently involved in two class action lawsuits right now. Who knew I was so litigious?

Lone Middle Eastern Guy and Three Hipster Lesbians in the row in front of us at the Jay-Z/Kanye West concert tonight you are my heroes and I love you.

Trying my best to keep Christ in Christgiving.