Alright, the Pirates have thirty games left.
They have to win six of them to avoid a hundred loss season.
Can they do it?

It's so nice to have Alan Tew back on the interweb.

The art spigot has turned on. Tentacles and glowing skulls abound.

You can read the first 48 pages of Lynda Barry's One Hundred Demons through Google Books. That's pretty cool.

Yesterday, I was wearing this shit shirt I made with a scowling face on it and I was thinking that I should also make one where the guy is smiling, and I had this flashback...to something. I couldn't remember if it was a comic or a movie or something on television, where a character wore a shirt that showed his mood...as, like, a warning. I couldn't remember what it was and it was bugging me. Then it came to me. It was in a Sweet Pickles book! And it wasn't a shirt, it was a button. Moody Moose! I'd completely forgotten about Sweet Pickles books! They were one of my favorite things when I was little. Seriously, it's like if I had forgotten about Star Wars or Jesus Christ Superstar! Now I really want to read those book again. It's like I've remembered something from my secret origin. The Human Torch drops me in the ocean and I remember Sweet Pickles books.

There are two used condoms in the middle of the street in front of the house...what is this...Dormont?

Good time printing with the baby faced business students at the Children's Museum. Better time playing bocce during dinner break.

Again, no eighties night, but it was an absolutly insane night.
Tons of people.
Someone broke the toilet.
!!!

Someone else had already commandeered the little speakers by the time I got to open studio last week, so we try again for eighties nite tonight. And, remember, if you feel nauseous during eighties nite put your head between your knees and take deep breaths.

My horoscope said to party, so today I will party.

I think we're going to have to cast Nip/Tuck's John Hensley in the lead role in the Jeff Karstens movie.

And if you're keeping score at home, trading a guy who looks like Pete Yorn for a guy who looks like John Hensley can never be a good deal no matter how many perfect games the guy who looks like John Hensley may or may not throw.

Celebrity impersonators on game shows...I can't get behind that!

I've been obsessing over the songs in my iTunes not having the correct year attached to them lately, but I've been steadily working on it. When you have over 10,000 songs it takes a while. I think I have about 2000 songs left to do, but I went through and did all the eighties ones. Kicked them to the top of the pile. I also filled a couple holes in my eighties music collection (Almost Paradise is the best song ever). I now have a really awesome mix of the 305 best eighties songs. Well, maybe not the "best" eighties, but definitely the "most" eighties. I am the coolest. Also, tonight's open studio is probably going to be 80's Nite. Deal with it.

Who's up for an Iron Man, Incredible Hulk, Hellboy II, Wanted quadruple feature at the Maxi Saver?
Comic book movies...I just can't help myself!